Nurse Trainee Prints

"I like your style.... You'll go far."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"They look so young and helpless."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Early Learning Today

"Do you smell something?"

Rocking Horse

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Fashion Nursery School

Babies

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

'Virtual patient.'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

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