Trainee Doctor Prints

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

The older you get, the younger they get.

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

"Two more of these and we;ll let you loose on the simulator."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

Anatomy.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'