Tanker Transporter Gifts

Toxic Waste, formerly: harmless waste.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Car Rides - Cats

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Route 666.

Sam's Venison.

Heavy Traffic.

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

A 'failed' brake check!

'Keep on trucking man... or don't... you know, depending on which you'd rather do.'

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Einstein discovers that the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, but the speed of Lite beer is only 65 MPH.

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

A Cow Tank.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Yeah, I know this is a BYOB party.'

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

"I completed the medical for your trucker's licence, and all your tests came back negatory, good buddy."

Semiliterate.

'I wish I'd heard of this place earlier!'