Tank Tender Gifts

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

I love Tropical Fish

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"First time pruning?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Where Cream Ale comes from

Sixpack to die for.

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Panzer Hut.

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

The Trench-Sealer

BE.. All that you can BE...

A Cow Tank.

Public Procurement Portal

'Say, this is interesting.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

Skyscrapers.

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

"This is when we will involve Procurement so they can do the boring stuff for us..."

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'