Tree Tender Gifts

"First time pruning?"

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Watering Money

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Lovely dovetail."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Timber preservation

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Sawrd Fighting

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

Sixpack to die for.

Where Cream Ale comes from

Tree growing

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

'Give it to me straight, doctor - is it Dutch Elm Disease?

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Man talking to a tree.

"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

"You were very brave."

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"It's okay, it only thinks it has Dutch Elm Disease!"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

Skyscrapers.

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.