Fire Tender Gifts

Melting marshmallows.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"First time pruning?"

Burnt or Raw?

"You like yours well done, right?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

Sixpack to die for.

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Bonfire

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'I just discovered fire!'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Athens wildfires

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"Fire down."

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'