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Melting marshmallows.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"First time pruning?"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"Love your ambiance!"

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

Bonfire

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

Sixpack to die for.

Where Cream Ale comes from

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'I just discovered fire!'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Athens wildfires

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'