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"Nothing better than a cosy brazer on a grim, wintry wind-blasted mountain top guard post."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Smokey The Tree"

Woman escapes with cats.

His New Grillfriend

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

I love Science.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Burning love

"Who like 'em well done?"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."