Bar Tender Gifts

Sixpack to die for.

Where Cream Ale comes from

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The Ancient Mariner: 'Hey, not enough salt on these peanuts...'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

"I need a familiar face. Give me a beer with a good head on it."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"First time pruning?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."