Bar Tender Gifts

Sixpack to die for.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The Ancient Mariner: 'Hey, not enough salt on these peanuts...'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

"I need a familiar face. Give me a beer with a good head on it."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"First time pruning?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'No ice.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Happy Hour

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."