Tarmac Tender Gifts

Cleaning a new road

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"First time pruning?"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Timber preservation

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

Where Cream Ale comes from

Sixpack to die for.

Golf Hil Divot

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

'He micromanages all our trades.'

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

Public Procurement Portal

Skyscrapers.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

"This is when we will involve Procurement so they can do the boring stuff for us..."

'As you can see, your sales region is quite large.'

'I bet your Sunday mornings are different now you're married,eh Sam?'

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

Tractor

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

Toxic Waste, formerly: harmless waste.

Garden Shop. Preseason sale! Mower for your money!

I love Tropical Fish

"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."