Toll Tender Gifts

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"First time pruning?"

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"I'm addicted to water."

Sixpack to die for.

Where Cream Ale comes from

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

Skyscrapers.

George Washington Toll Plaza

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

'I bet your Sunday mornings are different now you're married,eh Sam?'

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

"This job really takes a toll on you."

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

I love Tropical Fish

Cleaning a new road

Turnpike Kissing Booth

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

Stop, Pay Tribute.

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

'Julian, you knucklehead, I said it's time to go into our 'dormant' state.'

"The highway's tied up. You'll have to make an appointment."

The Ancient Mariner: 'Hey, not enough salt on these peanuts...'