Toll Booth Attendant Gifts

Turnpike Kissing Booth

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Snake in the grass...

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Nap time."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ballet Parking.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'What luck!'

Valet parking.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Low oil prices.