Toll Booth Attendant Gifts

Turnpike Kissing Booth

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

Snake in the grass...

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"Nap time."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'What luck!'

Valet parking.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

Spiritualist Society Parking

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Old woman trying to swipe card in gas attendents bottom crack.

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'