Toll Booth Trickster Gifts

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Mime Tug-of-War

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

'Say when.'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

'I don't care if today IS 'casual day'! Stop answering the phone with 'International Beeswax Machines'!'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

Stop pay toll.

"April Fool's on her!"

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

It's that heavy breathing again.

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

"This job really takes a toll on you."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Dang. If I'd known there was a car under there, I'd have used the HOV lane.'

Behind the 8 Ball