Toll Booth Comedian Gifts

'How do you feel about same-sex marriages?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

What if cats talked dirty...

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

'Even if your dog does do 'His Business' in your basement, you still can't deduct it as office space.'

Stop pay toll.

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Rites of Spring: Rebirth/Rejuvenation/Realizing you haven't started your taxes.

"What? Did I say something reasonable?"

IRS - 87 Days without a refund.

IRS 'No U Turns'

"Crap."

"This job really takes a toll on you."

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Stand-up Accountant

'...And here, on line 27, where you say 'Beam me up, Scotty'....'

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

Why do I have to walk through here? In case you have any money left.

Pornographic telephone directory

Turnpike Kissing Booth

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

'The good news is, when the dredger brought up the car it was full of fish.'

Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.

A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

Tie gate.