Confession Booth Humorist Gifts

'...and we had sex'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Various Traps.

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

Bed Fellow

'Gravity wins - again.'

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

'My member requires some interest.'

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

Clergyman and Working Girl

Chicane

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Stop pay toll.

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

Yesterday, the warranty on the Wilsons' waterbed expired

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"What? Did I say something reasonable?"

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

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