Confessional Comedian Gifts

Looking for a gift for the confessional comedian who loves to share their stories and bring humor to everyday life? Our collection celebrates candidness and comedy with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they’re performing, sharing, or just cracking up at their own jokes, these gifts will resonate with their humorous soul.

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Uncomfortably open Mike night.

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The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida." mockup

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

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"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight." mockup

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

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Zombie standup

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Showbiz Awards

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In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian. mockup

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

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Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits. mockup

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

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"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing." mockup

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!" mockup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?" mockup

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

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"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double." mockup

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

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"If I might be serious for a moment..." mockup

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

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12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.' mockup

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

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"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper." mockup

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

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"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed." mockup

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

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"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?" mockup

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

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Trump pardons

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'Your French dip, sir.'

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THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

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'The circle is complete!'

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'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?' mockup

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

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To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.) mockup

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

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A Guide to Balloon Animals

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If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before! mockup

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

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Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round. mockup

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

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No-Work Orange

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"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time." mockup

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

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The Rooster Comedian.

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Confessional Comedian Gifts Collection

Confessional Comedian Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate the confessional comedian’s witty side—perfect for morning coffee with a punchline.

Confessional Comedian Pillows

Explore pillows designed for the confessional comedian—adding a humorous touch to their living space while offering cozy comfort.

Confessional Comedian Prints

Decorate their space with prints that highlight their love for honest humor—bright, funny artwork for any comedy enthusiast.

Confessional Comedian T-Shirts

Find t-shirts for the confessional comedian that speak their truth with humor and style—ideal for making a statement or casual days.