Confession Booth Humorist Pillows

'...and we had sex'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Various Traps.

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

Bed Fellow

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

'My member requires some interest.'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Deadly Sins Dept. Envy. Lust. Sloth. Pride. Greed. Wrath. Gluttony. At times it seems like it should be, but "oversharing" is not a deadly sin.

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

Chicane

Clergyman and Working Girl

Stop pay toll.

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Yesterday, the warranty on the Wilsons' waterbed expired

"What? Did I say something reasonable?"

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.