Toll Booth Trickster T-Shirts

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Mime Tug-of-War

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'Say when.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'I don't care if today IS 'casual day'! Stop answering the phone with 'International Beeswax Machines'!'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"April Fool's on her!"

Stop pay toll.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"This job really takes a toll on you."

Turnpike Kissing Booth

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here'