Toll Booth Humorists T-Shirts

Stop pay toll.

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

What if cats talked dirty...

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

'Please come down, Reverend Brewster -- We really DID like your sermon!'

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

"What? Did I say something reasonable?"

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"This job really takes a toll on you."

"Crap."

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane

Cars and Bed of Nails