Toll Booth Humorists Pillows

Stop pay toll.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

What if cats talked dirty...

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

'Please come down, Reverend Brewster -- We really DID like your sermon!'

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"What? Did I say something reasonable?"

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

"This job really takes a toll on you."

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.

High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane

Cars and Bed of Nails