Tollbooth Humorist Pillows

Bob's Driving School.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'One carry-on!'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The Rural Bidet...

Scene on the English coast.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

Prehistoric Graffito

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

Now you can buy shares online. "Buy Cher's What?"

Scot's beer.

The Puppet Poop

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

School of Comparative Anatomy

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

Stop pay toll.

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'

'Sanitized for your protection.'