A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.
Toll Booth Operator T-Shirts
Show off their profession with pride! Our toll booth operator t-shirts combine humor and personality, making them a great gift for anyone who spends their days managing traffic with a smile.
Man sees troll in Troll Booth.
"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"
'Just this of this as the 'church of the highway'.'
'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'
'Fred wishes that when people threw him change, they'd take them out of the rolls.'
Tie gate.
Mountain Climbing Toll.
Atomic Bear: Part 22
"I see the downsizing continues."
Information booth attendant solves equation
'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'
Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.
"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."
Demonic Repossession.
"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."
"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."
"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."
"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."
'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'
"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."
"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."
'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'
'Never mind what I'm wearing!'
"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."
"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"
"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."
'After you finish validating me,could you validate my parking receipt,doctor?'
RSI
"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."
Student tower pulling along a student driver.
"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."
"It's more of a conversation piece, really."
Ace Towing.
'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'
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