Ticketing Trickster T-Shirts

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Mime Tug-of-War

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Safe!'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Say when.'

Pianist Fraud

Cyber crime.

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'