Ticketing Trickster Pillows

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Mime Tug-of-War

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Safe!'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'Say when.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Cyber crime.

Pianist Fraud

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'