Tech Trickster Pillows

Chess player unplugs Chess Computer to win.

"This is the third cheese delivery this month. Not only do we have mice, they appear to be tech savvy."

Cyber crime.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"You realise that every one of those 'tuts' adds £50 to the bill..."

Online Bank Robbery

"I love this new nature app. I programmed our trees to drop all their leaves in the neighbor's yard."

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive.'

'I made an illegal entry on my computer. What are you in for?'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"It's a very powerful T.V. remote. I like changing channel from work, just to annoy the wife."

'Just as I suspected - it's a hologram!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks