Technology Tricksters Pillows

'They're hiding phone masts everywhere.'

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

High speed cinder block

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

Snowman Magic

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"