Cyber Trickster Pillows

'Can Jimmy come out and hack into teacher's pension fund?'

'I understand he hacked into St. Peter's computer...'

"...then we program the self-driving truck to hijack itself."

Hacker

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

High speed cinder block

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Internet Shoplifting

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

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Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"