Digital Trickster Pillows

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Trick or treat. . . and I know how to hack into your computer!'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

Disinformation Highway.

"Could you send it as a compressed file?"

"No, I'm not going to work. I sent my computer to work for me. The screen has a photo of my face, so people will think it's me."

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

"I hacked my way in!"

Dog poos in .com

A mouse hacks into a cats computer.

'He's sending 'trick or treat' emails to all of the houses in the street. He's becoming as lazy as his father.'

Power theft on mobile phones

Hi-Tech warning.

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

21st Century Childhood Pranks.

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

"So, the moral is, if you're going to cry wolf, do it from an anonymous twitter account."

'I got to get home quick to hack the principal's email to my dad.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Mom, I'm so sorry. For some reason your message went to my junk mail." "Larry Simmons: Liar"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."