Computer Trickster Pillows

'Take it easy, pal - I'm just here for your hard drive.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

High speed cinder block

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

In and Out Box

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Internet Shoplifting

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Cyber crime.