Techy Tricksters Pillows

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

High speed cinder block

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Hypnotoon

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"We're here, Harry."

Internet Shoplifting

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Snowman Magic

First Annual Psychic Convention

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

computer trick with teapot and cup

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

Cyber crime.

'Twitter Tweet'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"