Techy Trick-or-treater Pillows

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Tunnel of TV

High speed cinder block

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Internet Shoplifting

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Cyber crime.

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"Hi! I'm on the Globe."

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

'Dad, want to play 'Rock, E-Doc, Scissors'?'

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

'We just got another 'LOL' text.'