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Grandmother in a wheelchair strapped to the back of a car.

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Late BroomStick

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

High speed cinder block

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Snowman Magic

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Scarecrow Directions

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

5 people balance on one tiny bike

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

Hurdles with Steps

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

BMX Tricks

Cyber crime.