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Grandmother in a wheelchair strapped to the back of a car.

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Late BroomStick

High speed cinder block

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Scarecrow Directions

Snowman Magic

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

Hurdles with Steps

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."