Information Booth Attendant Gifts

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Useless information"

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Nap time."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"This job really takes a toll on you."

"Can I call you back?"

"Did you remember to tip the doorman?"

'A return? But then you might as well stay here?'

Female impersonator in phone booth.

Turnpike Kissing Booth

"What do you mean - you don't know?"

"Make it out to 'Cash'."

Information: 'Out getting more.'

Slush Plan.

"Which way is track nine?"

'I think that'll do!' says man to attendent filling up car, as car burps.

"I don't think they're as helpful as they used to be!"

"I suppose they're less skillful with a rope than they once were, but I'm not complaining."

'The guy on the tannot said that when I left the train I had to make sure I took all my belongings with me...'

An officer purchasing a train ticket

Information/Rhetorical Questions.

'Sorry,can't help you - I'm only in here sheltering from the rain.'

Car Wash.

'Beats me, pal -- this is my first day on the job.'

"And once again, our employee of the month is..."

Night Washman Wanted.

'To make my day less boring mind telling me if it's animal,vegetable or mineral?'

"You can bring in the rest of the fare tomorrow."