Toll Tender Mugs

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"First time pruning?"

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"I'm addicted to water."

Sixpack to die for.

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

Skyscrapers.

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

George Washington Toll Plaza

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

"This job really takes a toll on you."

'I bet your Sunday mornings are different now you're married,eh Sam?'

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

I love Tropical Fish

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

Turnpike Kissing Booth

Stop, Pay Tribute.

'Julian, you knucklehead, I said it's time to go into our 'dormant' state.'

Cleaning a new road

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

"The highway's tied up. You'll have to make an appointment."

The Ancient Mariner: 'Hey, not enough salt on these peanuts...'

Road pricing - 'How many more pounds is it Dad?'