Toll Trekker Gifts

One solution for better roads...

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

George Washington Toll Plaza

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."

Yeoman of the Guard

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

'It says that the slowdown in the rise of tax increases is lagging behind, whatever that means.'

Champagne area.

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Stuck in the stile.

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

Fiscal projections on the spreadsheet of life.