Toll Travelers Gifts

TROLL BOOTH

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

George Washington Toll Plaza

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

Detour 50c.

California

Stop, Pay Tribute.

The next PPP challenge will be in xxx minutes.

'Unfortunately, Don lost his camera on the way back from our holiday. But not to worry, he's going to describe all 350 photos in detail for you.'

'My parents went to Miami & had everything stolen except this lousy T-shirt'

'Look at me while I'm talking to you!'

"The highway's tied up. You'll have to make an appointment."

Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

Toll Bridge: Cash/Tokens/No Cash or Tokens.

Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'

Car leaves toll booth which has a bell in it.

One solution for better roads...

A Volunteer Review

Walking Tourist.

Toll Roads of the Old West.

Highway Robbery

A Mile Short

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