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Family traits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"I'm gonna need some ID."

'I want to work for the IRS and scare people.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'And he wants to be a road block!'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

Crossing the street.

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Courtesy Highway Obstruction Corporation

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

"Go on... We dare you!"

Stop signs take over yield signs.

'Because they won't slow down when the signs say 'Road Work Ahead.''

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