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New Road Signs to Watch For:

Cupid paints Stop sign

Family traits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"I'm gonna need some ID."

'I want to work for the IRS and scare people.'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

'And he wants to be a road block!'

Crossing the street.

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Courtesy Highway Obstruction Corporation

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

"Go on... We dare you!"

"Frequently rude drivers ahead."

'Because they won't slow down when the signs say 'Road Work Ahead.''

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