Tickled By Tolls Gifts

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

tax rises...

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

George Washington Toll Plaza

"This job really takes a toll on you."

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

Detour 50c.

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

Stop, Pay Tribute.

'On the good side though, it IS close to the office!'

"That's not true sir, we don't try and soak the rich - we try and soak everybody."

"IF the government keeps attack rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"

"The highway's tied up. You'll have to make an appointment."

Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.

'Say, aren't you the cop who gave me a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 mile per hour zone?'

"You were doing 35.001 in a 35 mile zone..."

Toll Bridge: Cash/Tokens/No Cash or Tokens.

Am I peddling fast enough?

Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'

Cops are pigs. Deal with it.

TROLL BOOTH

One solution for better roads...

Car leaves toll booth which has a bell in it.

Toll Roads of the Old West.

Lemming Rush Hour.

Highway Robbery