Taxation Sensation Gifts

"That's not true sir, we don't try and soak the rich - we try and soak everybody."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

Budget reaction.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

Rich react to higher taxes.

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

tax rises...

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'