Taxation Thrill-seekers Gifts

'It's a discouraging word from the IRS.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Footing The Bill

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'What God hath joined together let no higher tax bracket put asunder.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

'I'm faced with a dilemma. I've got to audit your tax return.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

At home with the brass section.

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

"On Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?