Tax Aficionados Gifts

'Congratulations! It's a tax credit!'

'Just remember, the dessert is mine!'

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

"Ah, Mr. Zimmerman, we meet again ..."

'Tah-DAH! -- I've solved the tax surplus problem!'

Nuts

'You really should see a therapist about your pathological possessiveness, Mr. Pomeroy.'

'If you're going shopping, collect some taxes on the way back.'

'When did you put your robots on the payroll?'

IRS AUDIT DIVISION, 'Want to make it double or nothing?'

"I just got another caller saying his taxes are none of my business."

Tourism Tax

Socrates gets audited.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Footing The Bill

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'