Tax Enthusiasts Gifts

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

'What God hath joined together let no higher tax bracket put asunder.'

'Taxed to death. How about you.'

'If you call my allowance a grant, you claim it as a deduction on your income tax.'

Toilets / Bar at accountants conference labelled debits and credits.

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'Still looking for that Tax Loophole.'

'I'm faced with a dilemma. I've got to audit your tax return.'

"I hope your heating bill is deductable!"

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

Footing The Bill

U2's Bono named in Paradise papers tax scandal

Frozen VAT.

Big Brother Is Auditing Your Returns for the Last Seven Years.

Internal Revenue Service - Blessed are the Meek.

Shock Therapy.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"