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I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

'What God hath joined together let no higher tax bracket put asunder.'

'Taxed to death. How about you.'

'If you call my allowance a grant, you claim it as a deduction on your income tax.'

Toilets / Bar at accountants conference labelled debits and credits.

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'Still looking for that Tax Loophole.'

'I'm faced with a dilemma. I've got to audit your tax return.'

"I hope your heating bill is deductable!"

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

Footing The Bill

U2's Bono named in Paradise papers tax scandal

Frozen VAT.

Big Brother Is Auditing Your Returns for the Last Seven Years.

Internal Revenue Service - Blessed are the Meek.

Shock Therapy.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."