Tax Aficionados Prints

'Congratulations! It's a tax credit!'

'Just remember, the dessert is mine!'

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

"Ah, Mr. Zimmerman, we meet again ..."

'Tah-DAH! -- I've solved the tax surplus problem!'

Nuts

'You really should see a therapist about your pathological possessiveness, Mr. Pomeroy.'

'If you're going shopping, collect some taxes on the way back.'

'When did you put your robots on the payroll?'

IRS AUDIT DIVISION, 'Want to make it double or nothing?'

"I just got another caller saying his taxes are none of my business."

Tourism Tax

Socrates gets audited.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Footing The Bill

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'