Taxation Aficionado Prints

"Stockings and guns are allowed, but you can only claim a portion of your car. How often was it used to get away?"

Inland Revenue VAT - "Mr Batson, the consequences are here."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Get these over to the acronym department A.S.A.P.'

"One catch phrase sums up direct EU taxation."

'I consider my tax-lawyer as my first responder.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

Two coffees, Miss Jones - one with sodium pentathol.

"Oh come on Dad, you know I'm not VAT registered. Just give me my pocket money!"

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'I'm very proud of doing nothing, since it puts us closer to having no government or taxes at all.'

Rich react to higher taxes.

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

"Don't get him talking unless you want to hear all about the Laffer Curve."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

Footing The Bill

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'