Tax Aficionado Prints

'We've merged.'

'And, of course, that one is my favorite trophy.'

'Don't be intimidated by his fifty million dollar salary...Just think of his as a guy with a tax problem.'

'I'm sorry, but to lower your taxes you're going to have to make more money.'

'My dad is an accountant so he deducts withholding tax on my allowance.'

"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."

'To a successful merger.'

Yes, this is your VAT inspector.

'A hundred and ninety pounds!'

'I don't think it's a good idea for you to claim the cost of steroids as a tax deduction.'

'Some of my income comes from stud fees, the majority comes from begging.'

"Your partners are here."

'Oh yeah? How can I be sure it stands for Island Rescue Service?'

This position is called 'The Tax Collector'.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

How much would coffee cost if they did pay tax?

"Can we write of all this mileage on our taxes?"

'The inspector will be with you in a minute - his present interview is taking longer than expected.'

Pet Shops

Ursula von der Leyen

Inland Revenue

Frank tried to stay calm after hearing auditors can smell fear.

"Amazing deductions, Mr. Holmes. However, none are legal."

Tax the Everything

"Turns out, exactly none of the tax code is open to creative interpretation."

'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.'

'He's my accountant.'

I.R.S. Open As Usual During Government Shutdowns

'Think Back'

'Will you just write it out for ?30,000 and dedicate it to the Inland Revenue?'

'Do we know you guys?'

"No, I didn't use Turbo Tax. I used Tebow Tax. I filed and prayed everything was okay."

'Hold everything! - He hasn't paid his taxes yet!'

'The way I pay tax, I'm not self employed. I'm employed by the tax department!'

'Miss Cobb, where's my large gouge?