Taxation Thriller Seeker Gifts

Me Doing My Taxes

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

'This is great fiction! My cousin, an agent in Hollywood, may be able to sell book and movie rights.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

Tax confusion.

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

'This sin tax package of yours... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

"Sin tax? I love it."

Eternal Revenue Service. Now I understand why you can't take it with you.