Tax Tension Thriller Gifts

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'This is great fiction! My cousin, an agent in Hollywood, may be able to sell book and movie rights.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'This administration is getting desperate. Now they say I owe taxes on the gains from my practice account.'

tax rises...

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'We can't increase taxes on the rich - the rich are the ones who made America what it is today - and you only hope...someday...'

Having shut early for Christmas, Mr Small decided to get back to work early to check the answering machine.

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'C'mon in! I LOVE storytime!'

"Allow me to do the talking, okay."

'Trick or treat?'

Me Doing My Taxes

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

"I understand that the left hand didn't know what the right hand was doing, but that's no excuse for unreported income."

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

The customer is never right.

"There's no special occasion. I'm just taking up a collection to help pay my income tax."

"IF the government keeps attack rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"

You've got some disgruntled shareholders, an annoyed customer, the shop stewards and a VAT man. Who would you want to see first?

"This bottom line on your income tax return is a little irregular...'net income after wife's spending'."

"Hey, Fred, Joan, Les, Harry, Debbie, Doris, Sid, come and listen to THIS!

'The IRS caught me concealing income, and they tipped off my wife.'

At IRS office, people come out smaller than when they came in.

'After income tax, pension and national insurance, I end up owing