'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'
Tax Truth Seeker Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a tax truth seeker? Our collection offers humorous and insightful items that pay tribute to their passion for transparency and accurate financial truths. Whether they’re an accountant, a financial analyst, or simply someone who appreciates honesty, these creative gifts combine humor with a nod to their interest in unmasking the truth behind the numbers. Find something that genuinely resonates with their profession or hobby and makes their day a little brighter and a lot more fun.
Wouldn't it be easier if you just took my salary out of the taxes?
"What's the facts? What's the facts? You can't handle the facts!"
Milk Carton: Have you seen my hard earned taxes?
'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'
Squeezing the Free Press.
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"
"It's such a lovely day!"
"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."
Press Freedom
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
Skeptic Tank.
The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?
'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''
Letters escape from a caged book.
G7 Tax Multinational Companies
'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'
"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."
"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."
Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.
"Your momma lied to you, boy."
"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."
"Which news channel should we watch?"
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
Truth
"You're either lying or not telling the truth."
Flat tax - equal burden?
"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"
Lady Justice and Confidential Files
Information...political rhetoric
'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'
Tax Truth Seeker Gifts Collection
Tax Truth Seeker Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for tax truth seekers—funny, honest designs perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Tax Truth Seeker Pillows
Discover pillows that speak the language of transparency—ideal for tax truth seekers who enjoy a comfy, humorous touch to their space.
Tax Truth Seeker Prints
Brighten up their decor with prints that celebrate honesty and humor—perfect for tax truth seekers looking to add a clever touch to their walls.
Tax Truth Seeker T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for tax truth seekers—wear their passion for honesty with pride and a bit of humor.